ikindawanttoslaythedragon:

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posted 2 hours ago on 31 Jul with 49,558 notes

castiels-celestiel-dick:

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

This.

posted 2 hours ago on 31 Jul with 159,683 notes

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

posted 5 hours ago on 30 Jul with 20,904 notes

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

posted 5 hours ago on 30 Jul with 62,656 notes

So I am going on a follow spree!

ackelz:

I just unfollowed all the inactive blogs and now my dash is dead! If I did unfollow you, I’m sorry. OKAY REBLOG THIS IF YOU POST ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

SUPERNATURAL
TEEN WOLF
CAPTAIN AMERICA
AVENGERS
FITNESS

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK THE HUNGER GAMES

okay I promise to check out every single blog who reblogs this. Thanks for your patience and to all my followers, you are in for a surprise. Check to see!

posted 5 hours ago on 30 Jul with 620 notes

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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posted 5 hours ago on 30 Jul with 670,894 notes

ohawkguy:

someday i want someone to look at me the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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posted 5 hours ago on 30 Jul with 15,206 notes

clestroying:

When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend

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posted 5 hours ago on 30 Jul with 108,934 notes

slydigged:

i just want my wallet to be as big as my thighs

posted 5 hours ago on 30 Jul with 7,158 notes

plop-alot:

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posted 5 hours ago on 30 Jul with 212,181 notes

styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

posted 5 hours ago on 30 Jul with 159,992 notes

sweatandhappiness:

thejuddmcnealshow:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

Wow, and this was a FOX news guy.

love this guy.

posted 5 hours ago on 30 Jul with 1,119,172 notes