#still waiting for my fic where thor comes to take his hammer back #and is at first pissed #and then is like #’it’s you. the lad who stopped ragnarok.’ #and sam is just…stunned silent #as thor claps his hand onto his shoulder #and gives him a small proud smile #and mutters ‘humans’ fondly #’you will never cease to amaze me’ #before asking politely for his hammer #which sam hands over #still not really knowing what’s going on #and before he flies off he says #’thank you my friend #your sacrifice and bravery are not as forgotten as you think’ #and sam just #sits down #yeah that totally happened ok [x]
This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him
That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.
One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.
When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”
And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.
Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.
and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more
me as a prom dj
"time to slow things down a little blt"
*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*
THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
I just unfollowed all the inactive blogs and now my dash is dead! If I did unfollow you, I’m sorry. OKAY REBLOG THIS IF YOU POST ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
FITNESSORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK THE HUNGER GAMES
okay I promise to check out every single blog who reblogs this. Thanks for your patience and to all my followers, you are in for a surprise. Check to see!
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
someday i want someone to look at me the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd
When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend
i just want my wallet to be as big as my thighs
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass